Post Chaos...

Well the tree is down, the decorations are put away for another year and I am having the beginnings of post Christmas blues. It happens every year and I should be used to it by now but nope, still gets me unawares.

Time for the chocolate and cookie sprees.

We did have a lovely Christmas though. We started on the Eve and opened a few presents. Hard to believe that all those books fit under than tree, LOL, but they did. Sarah was Santa this year and she did a smashing job of it too. We took breaks to eat and watch movies and listen to music so it lasted a while.

Christmas day came and we opened the rest and had breakfast. It's very quiet around here during this time of year as nothing is open. It's very weird to know that all the shops are closed and that everyone is trying their best to help those who do have to work have their time too. Unfortunately people still are sick, having babies etc.

Today we took our cats in for their yearly and all is well with them too. Our foundling from two doors down brought us a gift this morning to, bless him. Although we don't usually have mouse on the menu.

Tonight I am making fajitas and paella for tea and right now the top is sleeping. I know this because she is snoring lololol.

We are supposed to be having the next door people over sometime before the new year and also the couple across the road. They are a very nice pair and have cats too. I love to watch them together. Is that weird? For some reason they remind me of me and Sarah lol.

I do not expect to see any of the males until later on but you never know. They have a tendency to just pop in.

Well, I suppose that is really all I have to say right now.

a real life brat (not a copy)!

Christmas...

Such a busy time! We have not gotten all of our decorations up yet, it makes me frantic! It seems to happen every year so I should be used to it.

What is Christmas really? I could be cynical or I could be joyful and since I don't really know which I am feeling I will be both, so there.

Celebrities

Since she first began her career I have followed her. Period. I don't judge her or make fun of her or anything that the world at large seems to think is the thing to do. I have enjoyed her music and that is that. Who is she? Britney of course.

She began at 17 on a solo flight into madness and craziness but that was years, two babies and two husbands down the road. When she finally had the dream she had sought I cheered her on but in the back of my mind was always the Justin/Britney hook up that was back in the day and how if they had been regular types they might of made it.

A few people told me to not let kids listen to her because she promoted abuse but lets get real here people, she was 17 and the slang of Louisiana might not of been the slang of where ever others were.

She was criticised for the belly shirts and low riders but what happened? Everyone wore them! They say the greatest form of respect is flattery so what does that really tell us?

Being a psychologist and looking at things differently than others and a lot of my fellows too, I sit back and let the world make its harsh judgements on others and how they live their lives, it is not part of my job description. Not that I am pure as the snow because I can be as catty as the next when the mood strikes me but I am also willing to give someone the benefit of the doubt.

Back to my girl though. She went a little bonkers for a while but now she is back on track and I do hope that she stays there. She is older now, 27 soon, and wiser for her past mistakes and bloopers. More than can be said of some of us I think.

She was quite candid on that talk she did here and she even got a standing ovation on XFactor so that shows the British public is willing to forgive. More than our fellows across the pond are willing to do.

It had to be hard on her growing up as she did virtually a child actor. She began on the Mickey Mouse Club show as a Mousekateer (I know that is spelled wrong but is it even a word?) and went on to do solo soon after.

Give the girl a break and encouragement for being brave enough to do this on her own instead of with a group of people around her. I love Britney and I love her songs but one and that is Slave. I think it must of been a submissive time for her that she has gotten over.

Her newest song that I have heard is called Piece of Me and it is great! I love it.

Go ahead and diss her if you must but while you are doing that think about this. She walked out on a stage with thousands looking at her and sang, she performed at the MTV awards and the American Music Awards and walked off with trophies from both. She has given birth to two babies, gone a little nuts and pulled herself up by her bootstraps when they were taken and after two failed marriages.

Brit deserves the respect for what she has accomplished.

Today In the News and Other Nonsense...

As I see by the news on Yahoo Mr Obama has said he will be doing something about the American contribution to global warming, something that most other countries have already begun. I wonder if that means he will ban SUV's and those decked out pickups?

One bit of news that made me cringe was some poor woman was killed by her husbands coffin! I don't know the particulars of it but then I wasn't about to read that one.

A while back a little girl of nine was found to be missing. It came to light her mother was involved along with other family members or used to be family members. Why would anyone do a thing like that? Who was it said we all want our 15 minutes of fame?

I have finally taken my funkeys out of their package and have them on the computer desk. I haven't gotten them installed yet but it is a start...baby steps you know. I don't care for changes to begin with so this is a major thing on my part.

I played my first game at this site I visit today and actually enjoyed it!

Sarah is home ill this week. We had stopped eating lentils and now we remember why. It plays havoc with her IBS. Should I be saying that?

Gotta go though as tea is nearly cooked and I am hungry!

Power Rangers Dino Thunder!

I'm an avid Power Rangers watcher and have been since 1993 when it was Mighty Morphin Power Rangers with Jason, Zak, Kinberly, Trini and Billy as the teens that Zordon gives the Ranger powers to.Rita is the biggie baddie and she decides after numerous attempts to stop the Rangers to fight fire with fire and having a green ranger power she brainwashes Tommy. It's a long story but in the end Tommy loses his powers and what he does have left he hands over to Jason who is the red ranger. Now I have to say by this time I was rather fond of Tommy and cried myself to sleep that night thinking we were losing him forever.

But keep in mind this was really a show for kids, hmmm maybe not eh? and things are not always what they seem.

Meanwhile Rita our baddie brainwashes Billy and the rangers lose their power except for what Tommy had passed on to Jason.

Zordon gives Tommy the green ranger powers on a temp basis and he manages to defeat Rita, thank goodness. It was all very exciting and evoked a nail biting, hiding under the blanket session, only to peek around the corner to see if we were winning.

The tear jerker for me came when the White Ranger was introduced and it was TOMMY!!!!

Jason, Trini and Zak head off for a peace conference and we are introduced to the exchange of powers with the Rangers and get Adam, Aisha and Rocky.

Kimberly's time comes to an end and she leaves also to pursue her other interest in athletics and we get Katherine who had caused no small amount of trouble while under Rita's spell.

After this comes many incarnations of Power Rangers. Some I really like and others I can take or leave.

Presently I am watching Power Rangers Dino Thunder and was really not a happy bunny when it ended abruptly last year with no resolution to what Mesogog is doing or was doing.

Luckily I had a day where I was not busy at 10am and lo and behold there they were! My Rangers fighting the good fight with Dr. Oliver who by the way is Tommy all growed up and everything.

The reason for all of this rambling on PR? Today was a cute one. My rangers were watching a show of themselves that was from Japan. At first Connor was put out and huffing but soon he was just as caught up in watching as the rest of us and at the end he understood the message. Granted Japanese television is hoekie and stupid for the most part with exaggerations all over the place but watching the rangers watch themselves was fun.

In the picture you see a white ranger but don't mistake him for a good guy, he's not. Mesogog is a collegue of Tommy's named Anton Merser. He is Mesogog. He is also father to the white ranger, who was a nice guy at first and then was made bad or really baddest of the bad.

How will it end? I don't know but I'm pulling for the team as you can imagine.

Tommy then....

Tommy or Dr.Oliver now.

Well! I have to first say that I did have a good giggle over it but then that should be expected. I thought about going to ASDA for a can and giving it to Adam but decided that might not be the best way to proceed on this so I have chosen to just become a follower and see what happens.

What you say? It seems that Blogger thinks he's spam LOLOLOL! I think it's because he is also on Caleb's blogs as an author because they write together.

I do love your last post though big guy, it's really good!

Sarah and I got all these DVD's over the last year or so and we are just now sitting down to watch them. So far we have gotten through five I think but that is because she insisited we watch The Fugitive before US Marshals. Yes, we've seen them before for the most part but we replaced the videos with DVDs and haven't taken the time to check they are alright until now. We still have about seven series to get through and at some point we will have to put out an APB on one as it seems to have left the building much like Elvis.

I get to go with the office crew for their Christmas dinner this year!!! I'm really touched that the other ladies would let me do this too as they won't allow their "others" to come along! I think it's because I'm a girl too. At first I wasn't too keen about wearing a skirt but after I thought about it I think I will. I got this really cool one that when you wash it you are supposed to wring it out and let it dry that way...I ironed it, lol; and it gives me a reason to wear one of those really great jumpers I got too!

Our neighbour a few doors down is going to build a conservatory. She has three birds now and at night when they are out her poor hubby can't hear the TV for the noise. He does them for a living and also on the side for himself so it shouldn't be that difficult you'd think. Wrong! She really wants it up before Christmas but that isn't going to happen now. Well, it could if he got going on it but he's a he soooooo....

We have this one family that is strange. Or at least she is. She walks with her head. You know the type all bent forward like walking into the wind. If I have the curtains open and she's going by she always looks inside. ALWAYS. She does this to everyone and never says hello to anyone. Sometimes she's out with her man or her man and her son who should really be on his own by now. I get the feeling she would be like this one woman that used to live next to my Gramma when she gets old and if you piss her off she will come and pee on your lawn.

You Are Somewhat Machiavellian
You're not going to mow over everyone to get ahead...But you're also powerful enough to make things happen for yourself.You understand how the world works, even when it's an ugly place.You just don't get ugly yourself - unless you have to!

A Real Life Brat (not a copy)

Havin' my hotdog before this time LOL!

Discipline As We Now Know It...

Unless you have been there you really haven't any idea of what it's like; not really. Maybe you "role play" on IM or in a group online but even that can't compare to the real thing.

It's not even really butterflies, it's more than that. I cannot imagine what my brat friend in the states goes through on Wednesdays. He must be in knots by the time he gets home.

It's not all the time either. Only every so often when I remember. My palms break out in a sweat, my stomach comes alive, my eyes tear up and over what you are asking (or not).

Living in a discipline relationship is not always easy. It takes a lot of work and a lot of talking or in some cases (like me) writing to get the job done.

We had fallen into a bad habit and along the way my Top had seemed to give up. I can't imagine how that made her feel and for that I am truly sorry.

A few weeks ago I sat down at the computer and wrote her a letter. Yes, I did because I am much better at saying it on paper than I am in person. For some reason unless I am dealing with what I consider a peer or beneath me (that sounds pompous doesn't it?) I get tongue tied or have brain farts and can't think.

So we embarked on a new and improved discipline relationship and I must say I think it might be working better!

I haven't had the stomach flutters in a long long time or the sweaty hands so that is a good sign.

There is a certain calmness to it all that helps too. The certainty of knowing it will actually happen and that is a vast improvement.

Yes, I am pushing the buttons right now and testing the waters so to speak but that should be expected by both of us. I'm pretty much seeing how things will be handled from now on and so far I'm impressed.

Lions, Tigers and UFO's, oh my!

First it was Mexico, then India and finally space! They are everywhere and causing people to stop, pull out their cameras and shoot footage of them.

There are differing thoughts on whether or not there really is life beyond us and I suppose it depends on which camp you belong to as to whether or not these where alien or something explicable.

I am not so arrogant as to believe that we on earth are the only life form in all of the universes and on the same token I am not so arrogant as to think that other life forms are so very interested in us.

That isn't to say that given the chance they or we for that matter would not travel to another place to visit, lol.

This was in my in box today and I imagine it was in yours too...

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I hope this will clear up any yahell comments as they let us all know when and for how long.

I am reading off and on a lesbian book that is supposedly to help newbies in relationships. I can't say that it really does though. It is funny in parts and makes me laugh but as for any sort of real help it falls way short.

I think that lesbianism like being a Christian will be one of those things that I won't see eye to eye with the main streamers on.

I will not be lumped in with a whole group who is under fire from others and stereotyped to such an extent that there is no breathing room at all.

Huh, come to think of it I get it from the athiests (not the intelligent ones though, just the loud ones) and the breeders! (right wing conservative fundamentalists) One more group and I get my own island.

I was woken up this morning by someone knocking on the door. Turned out to be a delivery and I explained he had gotten me out of bed lol.

Why so late? I was up watching the US election last night hoping that Barack Obama would win. Not for the reasons it seems so many voted for him though. I don't care what party he comes from and being what is constantly being touted as a "minority" but because he said the right things and his quiet calm made me feel safe.

I didn't expect such a huge majority of votes though! 338 electorial votes went to him and I don't think that has happened since before I was born!

I know a lot of past candidates have quoted Kennedy for whatever reason but he chose Lincoln. That had a bit to do with it too, as Lincoln has always been one of my favourites from history.

The one thing I haven't really gotten my head around is the whole race thing. I was trying to explain to Sarah the other day how it works in the US and it goes something like this.

One parent is white, one is not (black, native american, asian, etc) so you are automatically dumped in the minority category. I don't understand the whole racism thing, we all bleed red and we all want the same things for our loved ones but cie la vive.

After listening for a while this morning I cried. Don't ask me why but I really believe that this man could and will try to do his best. I just hope that the other bodies of government let him.

I was saddened to see that Florida upheld the banning of same sex marriage. Apparently the people there don't get it yet. I won't hop on Caleb's bandwagon though as he gets more heated about it than I do. America is just not ready to step to the beat of other countries. It is comfortable in it's old shoes.

California is a disappointment though. I would of thought that that state with all of its so called openness would vote to keep the bill allowing it.

Apparently they aren't as progressive as they want us to believe.

Some people who shall remain nameless are right buggers. You know who you are too Caleb!

I miss the Halloweens of my adopted country sometimes. The sparkle, the glitter, the running around the neighborhood with kids laughing and squealing. Where I lived we had seasons and it was great to walk through the leaves that had fallen and see them in piles next to the streets waiting to be picked up by the big trucks. Fires were not allowed as asthmatics can suffer from the fumes but the colors were spectacular.

England hasn't quite gotten the whole Halloween thing down pat yet, we are more interested in Guy Fawkes. Personally I don't get it it's rather morbid. Living in the US for so long though I still enjoy the fireworks and have to look at them when they go off from about two weeks ago and for another three or four.

Here they use fireworks almost on a monthly basis it seems sometimes. I was telling one lady that I know I still like them because in the states we only get them once a year.

Mr Kipling came out with what he calls Fiendish Fancies and they have been my downfall this year. They are white cake covered in icing that is orange and oh are they good!

We've gone through this change at our house the past few days and I think it may actually help. You see I was not feeling as secure as I could and after mulling it over for months finally sat down and wrote a letter to my Top. She agreed and we bought hot dogs last night.

Now for those of you who don't know me for some inexplicable reason I want a hot dog after being spanked. Well actually it might be because she spanked me once and we went to IKEA and when you go there you just have to have one of their hot dogs. Funny the things you associate together.

I did make her laugh though which I hadn't planned on. You see she was doing aversion therapy and gave me malteasers. I had two and had just popped the third one in my mouth but by then the spanks were really beginning to make me choke so I took it back out and told her she could have it back. For some reason she found that funny. It's been two days now and if I sit for very long I can still feel the sting a little in certain parts.

Caleb is all in a twist over the whole Ross and Brand thing, I think he should get a grip. If you were making millions would you so lightly resign? Secretly though I agree that Brand was the bigger man in this though.

One thing I am a bit upset over is Dr. Who. It seems David Tennett is leaving us. Sadly. There isn't going to be a regular season this year either. He is doing four (I think he said) specials and then that is it. I can see why they would having left it as they did and it needs answering!

Two of the names they have tossed out for the next(?) doctor are Robert Carlyle and James Nesbitt. One is Scottish and was in The Full Monty but I don't particuarly care for him in other things. and the other is Irish and does the cutest 118/24/7 adverts. So you can guess who my pick would be. The other two I have never heard of or seen before so they mean nothing to me.

Oh and one last thing... how come I get Adam and not my very own Top? I am so abused!

Happy Halloween!

Heaven or Hell?

When I was quite young, probably between 4 and 7 my biggest fear was that someone I knew or loved would not get to go to Heaven. I especially feared for my one uncle who was athiest.

He died when I was 15. I mourned his death but also by this time had come to the conclusion that everyone goes to heaven. You may wonder why or you may scoff but for me and millions more like me this is the fact. It wasn't proven until years later with the discovery of the Dead Sea Scrolls and especially those in Cave 4.

Now to be honest I rarely go to any church. The mood has to be right, the want has to be there and I have to get up on time. Churches like most things are man made to start and mean nothing to me anyway but every so often I go because I have a need to be there.

People have asked where my beliefs come from and I have only one answer for them, they come from God Himself. I read the Bible and then talk to Him about what I've read.

I do not claim to be a theologian but I did take a course on St. Paul as he gave me so much grief with his way of looking at women in general. In his books you will find all the answers to the whole heaven/hell question if you have the eyes to see.

Paul states that we, meaning all of us will be purified if needed, cleansed of all wrong doing, and one day will sit in heaven also. Paul states that Sodom and Gomorah will be restored to their former glory as does Isaiah. There is no everlasting torment, only refinement for an age in God's paln for us. So sleep easy, all those who don't believe will one day and all those who are evil and abusive and destroyers now will one day become good and wonderful souls.

Hard to swallow?

For some I suppose it is. There have been many atrocities committed on this world, things we cannot forgive let alone forget but God can.

He cared so much and wanted His plan to work so well that He sent Jesus to take the brunt of it all and there is our most basic of answers folks. If Jesus died for the sins of the world and that includes the evil people as well, then who are we to kick him in the teeth and say his gift is no good?

Jesus died for me and he died for Ted Bundy too.

If you really want to know how it works then read a book called The Jerome Conspiracy. It is written by the son of an evangical preacher and yes quite simple as are all Christian books but it will open your eyes to a new and wonderful world of who and what God is really all about.

Stupid!

I watched a few episodes of his How to look good naked show and was bored so stopped. But this is so ridiculous I don't know if I can even articulate just how stupid this is.

I watched the first episode of this and was impressed with how they ran the contest, how they treated the girls and the way the girls re acted.

To say he humiliated them is a gross over statement and very myopic. These women were all given the option of continuing on or stopping at each point and they braved their way through it all. If anyone had looked at their faces with the "hose" part they would of seen huge smiles, squeals of happiness and all in all having fun. There were big fluffy towels after and hot cups of tea.

If the man had come to Leeds I would of been happy to be on his show. Grow up people and quit being so anal.

Gok Wan has defended his new show Miss Naked Beauty after it was claimed he humiliated his contestants.The show is a modern twist on classic beauty pageants and sees 200 women stripped bare to see their true colours.
But in one episode, women were blasted with a water hose in an attempt to take their make-up off.
The TV stylist, who rose to fame presenting How To Look Good Naked, said: "Never at one point are the girls put in any danger and never were they put into an area where they were so vulnerable, they wouldn't have been able to cope.
"This show is going to be provoking controversy because of the nature of the show. What we're doing is turning around and saying, 'right, stand up to everything that we believe, stand up to everything that we've been told over the years and form a new opinion'.
"And the new opinion is, you can be naturally beautiful and gorgeous."

I have another blog to share with you but not on this page and not before I take out the bin, lol. If I don't I just know those rubbish guys will come in the middle of it all.

Hang tight!

Continuing On...

Xena and Gabrielle. What they conjure in the male mind is boggling. I remember watching it on channel 50 which is out of Chicago and at the bottom they were having real time discussion on the whole thing. All the guys said these two were gay. All I can say is SNORT! It just shows that heterosexual men never get their minds out of their pants. If they gave it any thought at all it would become crystal clear that these two share a romantic relationship.

I can't say for sure if they share a discipline one or not but there were times I bet Xena's palms itched like crazy! Not only over things that Gabrielle did but Joxer too! That man could get himself into a world of hurt.

One thing that I have noticed since moving here is that the women tend to wear these really horrible shoes. I don't know if they have them quite the same in the US but OH MY! the heels are like 5"! Why on earth would anyone want to do that to themselves? Funnily enough we watch this show called Spendaholics when we think about it and many many times on there the ladies all have these HUGE collections of these shoes, some they haven't even worn. It makes prefect sense to have 300 pairs of shoes doesn't it? All guaranteed to make you get nose bleeds and ruin your feet at the same time. I don't get it. I wear crocs or trainers rarely anything remotely girly although I do own a pair of mary janes (flat heels though and black). Those are for the times when Sarah makes me wear a dress.

Even my boots are flat, lol!

After giving it a lot of thought though I suppose I would have to camp in the lesbian one. I really can't see much use for men other than, hmm, well, nope can't see any really. Does being lesbian mean I have to have sex with a woman? I don't think so. That is sexual orientation not love of women. Men mostly make me squirky although there are a few that I can be around and feel comfortable with. I think it's because they are safe for me. One is all the way in Texas and he's a brat too, so there is that affinity with him. Another is here and he's a brat too. I don't mind his Top though either unless the man gets angry. He's so not cool then.

I'm sure I am over thinking the whole thing; I do that a lot but it's my nature, lol. Anyway I will just leave this as is because it's just the way it is for me.

I was reading at a soul mate site the other day and it made me crazy to think that people can be so narrow in their thinking. This one person even said right there in black and white..."only male and female can be soul mates." PUH-LEEZE! Who gave the breeders the sole rights to anything? I knew early on that Sarah was the one for me, I can't speak for her.

So many times she tells me she is not perfect and maybe she isn't, I really wouldn't know. I do think there are more times when she should spank me but that isn't my decision. But even if she's lacking in that one little tiny thing it does not take away the other stuff. She is the kindest, most generous person that I know. She loves me! She really does. Sometimes when I think about that it makes me all gooey inside. Not in a icky way but just the fact that I know that no matter what I do or say she will stand by me and be there to pick up the pieces when I make a mess. Now don't get me wrong. She has her down side too but that isn't at all important really. For me she is the best that there is. She is my romantic friend, my soul mate, my Top and my best friend.

Coming up next... my journey on do gays go to hell?

A Little Time...

Yesterday I had a little time to do some searching; or was it Saturday? Oh well, one of them anyways and I found this really cool site for lesbians. Now before you start to get all weird and homophobic on me let me just say I never really thought of myself as lesbian before.

Long ago stuff happened and even though it was long ago it stays with me and makes up a part of me that cannot be changed now. As with all things life changing there are degrees and I suppose I took the extreme one.

But to say I am lesbian would mean I enjoy sex with women too and I don't know that I would. I have not tried it but have read about it and it does not make me all tingly or excited.

In some ways I am lesbian though, I do prefer women over men; especially men who ooze sexual prowess. You know the type I mean right? I don't mind what I call "safe" men. They are fine to be around.

When I look at a woman I do think she's hot or put together fine but don't immediately undress her. There is only one woman who does it all for me and she lives here, lol.

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What we have goes well beyond the whole lesbian thing though. It goes to romantic friendship. If two women can get there they have truly reached the top of the ladder and have something so special that it cannot be touched by anyone. Nothing surpasses it or comes close to it. That isn't to say we don't have arguments or hurt feelings or sulking because we do, after all we are both human.

It really saddens me when I talk to my friend down the way and get told that most women on the computer do not like their own sex. He finds it humourous that they all want to write about men when they don't really know they are writing about women's feelings and emotions and he keeps telling me one day he is going to write a real gay story and show them how it works, lol. Now that will be the funniest thing.

I read the stories too and enjoy them because they are writen so girly. I just presumed that they all realised that they were really writing women and not men but there I go being presumptuous or is it giving credit where credit is not due? LOL I never know for sure.

Anyways it's early morning for me and I have muchly to do today. It's an early day for the Top at work and I want to get a few things done before I am invaded by authority figures again.

*Oh and I guess I should explain that picture. You see boi is a lesbian thing.

Superstitons

BED
It's bad luck to put a hat on a bed.

If you make a bedspread, or a quilt, be sure to finish it or marriage will never come to you

Placing a bed facing north and south brings misfortune.

You must get out of bed on the same side that you get in or you will have bad luck.

When making the bed, don't interrupt your work, or you will spend a restless night in it.

BROOM
Do not lean a broom against a bed. The evil spirits in the broom will cast a spell on the bed.

If you sweep trash out the door after dark, it will bring a stranger to visit.

If someone is sweeping the floor and sweeps over your feet, you'll never get married.

Never take a broom along when you move. Throw it out and buy a new one.

To prevent an unwelcome guest from returning, sweep out the room they stayed in immediately after they leave.

DOOR
It's bad luck to leave a house through a different door than the one used to come into it.

MIRROR
To break a mirror means 7 years bad luck.

It is unlucky to see your face in a mirror by candlelight.

A mirror should be covered during a thunderstorm because it attracts lightning.

If a mirror in the house falls and breaks by itself, someone in the house will die soon.

PENCIL
If you use the same pencil to take a test that you used for studying for the test, the pencil will remember the answers.

ROCKING CHAIR
If you leave a rocking chair rocking when empty, it invites evil spirits to come into your house to sit in the rocking chair.

WINDOW
All windows should be opened at the moment of death so that the soul can leave.

BIRTH
Monday's child is fair of face;

Tuesday's child is full of grace;

Wednesday's child is full of woe;

Thursday's child has far to go;

Friday's child is loving and giving;

Saturday's child works hard for a living.

But the child that is born on the Sabbath day is fair and wise, good and gay.

BLUE
To protect yourself from witches, wear a blue bead.

Touch blue And your wish Will come true.

COUNTING CROWS
One's bad,

Two's luck,

Three's health,

Four's wealth,

Five's sickness,

Six is death.

EARS
If your right ear itches, someone is speaking well of you.

If your left ear itches, someone is speaking ill of you.

Left for love and right for spite:Left or right, good at night.

FLOWER
First Flower of Spring: The day you find the first flower of the season can be used as an omen:

Monday means good fortune

Tuesday means greatest attempts will be successful,

Wednesday means marriage,

Thursday means warning of small profits,

Friday means wealth,

Saturday means misfortune,

Sunday means excellent luck for weeks.

ITCH
If your nose itches you will soon be kissed by a fool.

If your nose itches Your mouth is in danger. You'll kiss a fool, And meet a stranger. Rub an itch to wood It will come to good.

SNEEZE
Place a hand in front of your mouth when sneezing. Your soul may escape otherwise.

The devil can enter your body when you sneeze. Having someone say, "God bless you," drives the devil away.

If you sneeze on a Monday, you sneeze for danger;

Sneeze on a Tuesday, kiss a stranger;

Sneeze on a Wednesday, sneeze for a letter;

Sneeze on a Thursday, something better;

Sneeze on a Friday, sneeze for sorrow;

Sneeze on a Saturday, see your sweetheart tomorrow.

Sneeze on a Sunday, and the devil will have domination over you all week.

One for sorrow

Two for joy

Three for a letter

Four for a boy.

Five for silver

Six for gold

Seven for a secret, never to be told.

WEATHER
Red sky at night, Sailor's delight. Red sky at morningSailors take warning

Rain, rain, go away, Come again another day. Rain on the green grassRain on the hillside, But not on me.

Hello to you...

It's been a while since I've blogged, wrote, even been on the computer so bare with me while I get my sea legs back okay?

First off we have had tons of things going on around the neighbourhood since summer began with conservatories going up everywhere it seems. Also our neighbour to the left? right? of us has finally put in his back garden and it looks much nicer now. The man is a moron to begin with and that is enough said about him.

Oh wait, he and his wife became grandparents to some sort of rodent I think. To hear that baby wail is like listening to an animal being slaughtered. Very nasty noise indeed.

Now on to the particulars...

I am a brat. Not one of those that you read about and goo goo over but a real one with a brain and everything. I know that's hard to phathom for some but yes there are intelligent brats out there folks, you just haven't met them yet!

I didn't know I was a brat until around six years ago when Sarah, that's my Top told me. Funny isn't it? You can go your whole life to a point and then wham, things finally make some sense to you. I just thought I was sensitive and stubborn LOL!

Now though, I know my quirks are all related to that and how I was originally put together. I don't know how many people out there really think about girls being brats but hey we are and let me tell you we aren't really so much different from the boys.

Oh, I know most of you have read a few or a lot of those fictions on the computer and thought "aww" but it isn't so much that way all the time. Yeah we can be "aww" but for the most part we are just the more child like sort of people walking around every day that you might meet.

And no, I do not mean childish. Those are the wannabes or the spankos or the age play folks that we steer clear of. They think they are something but really they are sad fetish people.

There is a big difference between having a fetish and being a certain way.

Since this is supposed to be about being and living and such there will be a lot of this sort of talk going on.

If I decide to write a story I may put it here but don't hold your breath on that one. Most of them go to my group as they are elfcentric.

Well enough of this for now but remember I warned you there will be more bwaahhaaaa!!!